Matt's drama part two, strike two

Following is the chat transcript of my conversation with Matt about his newest drama that somehow leaks it's way into my life.

Matt is online.12:14pm

12:14pm

him - hey

12:14pm

me - hey. wats up?

12:14pm

him - nothing just looking for jobs

12:14pm

me - any luck?

12:15pm

him - well im finiding a few places that are looking for help

so im just filling out apps

12:16pm

me - cool. hows classes goin?

12:18pm

him - good keeping me busy

12:19pm

me - good. u feeling any better? u seemed down last night

12:19pm

him - i was

but i feel better

i just hate how gay guys are so selfish and nosy

aand so self centered

12:20pm

me - anything u wanna talk about?

12:20pm

him - yeah

if a guy isnt my boyfriend

and were not ddating

and there is no sex apart or our relationship

then why the fuck is he keeping tabs after me like he is

sorry but that s a job for my man which he is not

so he needs to cool the fuck off and realize we are just friends

fuck....

12:21pm

me - who is this?

12:21pm

him - a friend of mine

its beginning to become annoying

and i dont know how to address it to him

12:22pm

me - like specifically. what is he doin?

how is he keeping tabs on u?

12:24pm

him - he doesnt like when other guys are around me

i think he doesnt like the fact that they might be interested in me

i thinkhe is insecure

but hes a good friend

i dont know what to do

12:24pm

me - just tell him how u feel

be honest

tell him that u feel like he may be reading more into your friendship than ur willing to give

explain why

and ask him why he's acting that way and make it clear that it is making u uncomfortable

12:27pm

him - ok

12:27pm

me - was that any help?

12:28pm

him - yeah

thanks

12:28pm

me - i mean if he's acting like this he probably has a crush on u so if u want to continue being his friend and care about not hurting his feelings just be straight out with him

and make sure ur not leading him on

12:29pm

him - im not leading him on

he puts himself in this situation

12:32pm

me - u should just make sure u tell him ur uncomfortable with him acting this way

12:32pm

him - ok

12:32pm

me - is that wat u were stressing about last night?

12:35pm

him - kinda sorta

and i kinda like this boy

but

im not sure if its right

or like he is interested back

i think its my age again

12:36pm

me - how old is he?

12:39pm

him - late twenties

early thirties

ish

tall cute and so handsome

12:43pm

me - why dont u tell him how u feel

12:43pm

him - and he is masculine

well

i dont know him all that well

yet

hopefully i can

but idk

12:43pm

me - so get to know him and see where it goes from there

but im glad u found someone u like. thats really cool

hope it works out for u

12:45pm

him - well i do

but its a hot mess i guess

12:45pm

me - hot mess wh

12:46pm

him - i guess ill write hime a message and tell him how i feel

12:48pm

me - dude but if u guys barely know each other maybe u should take some time to get to know one another better before u tell him

regardless of wat u say i'm sure he already has an idea. body language tells it all. let it happen naturally. u cant tell if he's into u yet?

12:49pm

him - not really

but when we met

there were others there

i dont know

12:50pm

me - are we talking about anyone i know?

12:51pm

him - =/

12:51pm

me - BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

u like marky? 

12:51pm

him - thanks Slutty Iotis

im sorry i told you anything

thats just mean

12:52pm

me - dont be. it's just really funny. dude. please ur just dickmatized. how can u like someone who u barely said 3 words too

im not being mean dude. i just know marky .

lol. good luck with that

please tell me u werent talking about me when u were telling me about ur friend

12:52pm

him - no

12:53pm

me - lol. ok. cause that would be the COMPLETELY wrong idea u got.

but yeah. u and marky.

lol.

12:53pm

him - why is that funny?

12:53pm

me - no reason. i'm smokin. so it's extra highlarious right now

12:54pm

him - whatever Slutty

12:54pm

me - :-)

12:54pm

him - im trying to have a serious conversation with you

12:55pm

me - im sorry. go ahead. i'll keep my comments to myself

12:55pm

him - no im not sayin that

im just saying be mature aobut it instead of laughing at it

12:55pm

me - im sorry but he's so masculine

LMAO!

dude he might as well have a rainbow tattoed to his forehead

12:56pm

him - well i like him

and please dont tell anyone

12:56pm

me - lol. i wont.

12:56pm

him - promise me that Slutty

i will get crzy out of line if you do

12:56pm

me - dude it's really not that serious

12:56pm

him - im just warnning you now

lolk

12:57pm

me - dont threaten me

ever

again

im just warning you now

12:57pm

him - im not threatening you at all

12:57pm

me - ok.

12:58pm

him - is he a bad guy?

or should i just forget about him

12:58pm

me - dude u do u.

i have my opinions but in the end theyre my opinion

ive only known marky for two years

12:59pm

him - ok

12:59pm

me - but if u really want my two cents because i care about...

12:59pm

him - what

1:01pm

me - my personal opinion is that u should try setting ur sights a little higher. i know u have this hard on for blood in blood out movie extra wannabees but seriously besides a good fuck what really can u expect out of guys like that

if a good times wat ur looking for than hey.

your young

single

attractive

enjoy it while it lasts

just remember.... play safe

but if ur talking about dating and being serious with someone

trying to find a partner

not just someone whos pretty much nothing more than a big dick

1:03pm

him - he seemed sweet (and this is where his stupidity finally pissed me off)

1:04pm

me - he seemed sweet? seriously matt tell me one sweet thing he did that night. besides letting u get a live peak at his dick while u guys were peeing

1:04pm

him - i didnt even see it

and i wasnt looking to see it either

1:05pm

me - who cares either way?

seriously dude. sweet? masculine? who exactly did u meet at my place that i didnt even know was there?

1:06pm

him - i guess i was just hoping for too much

i like him and i think he is a cool guy

but im pretty sure he doesnt feel the same way about me

1:07pm

me - he doesnt like white boys from wat he says

1:08pm

him - hmmm oh well

wanna come and pick me up? ill bring over alot of food so we can cook dinner or sumthing

1:08pm

me - but im just gonna say this cause i am a firm believer of getting things out of the way to avoid any problems. don't try to use me to get closer to him either.

1:08pm

him - and being white is something i cant help

1:09pm

me - its not an issue. its prefernce. just like u have a preference. it just is what it is

1:09pm

him - ok

so you wanna chill?

1:09pm

me - i got somewhere to be at 6

some other time

1:10pm

him - ok

and it continues again later....

Me: but u seem to believe otherwise so who knows

2:02pm

him:  wow.....

what has he told you about me

if anything

2:03pm

me:  thats it.

we never really discussed u

2:03pm

him:  ok

cool

well just keep this between me and u

im going to go curl in a ball somewhere

2:09pm

me:  why dude? ur acting like this is the love of your life.did ur dick shrivel up and turn into a vagina while i wasnt looking or something. this is someone u've known for all of three seconds

i wont tell anyone but fyi. it's gonna take all my concentration not to DIE laughing when i see mykey next

2:09pm

him: or what hes trying to cover up (isn't his subtlety amazing?)

2:10pm

me:  HUH?

2:10pm

him:  nevermind

2:10pm

me:  or what who is trying to cover what the fuck are u talking about?

2:10pm

him:  i dont know why he would tell me one thing

and tell you another

2:10pm

me:  nah. bitch. u opened ur mouth spill it

2:10pm

him:  and then lie about having a boyfriend

2:11pm

me:  (ok, now he's really starting to bug me) i dont really think he's lying if ur dumb enough not to look at his status on his facebook

2:11pm

him:  thats why i asked him

he told me no

2:11pm

me:  lol. enjoy matt.

2:11pm

him:  im not going to pursue it

i dont have the patience

2:12pm

me:  i cant talk to you abou this any more. its too funny and i dont care to get involved in marky's love lifeor watever it is

patience for wat?

2:12pm

him:  patience of wondering what is the truth

i cant make the same mistakes more than once

then im just asking for it

oh well

2:12pm

me:  yup

2:13pm

him:  im going to go get some homework done

2:13pm

me:  ok

im not sure if ur playing dumb

2:13pm

him:  dumb for what?

2:13pm

me:  but honestly this is so ridiculous im not sure

he said he doesnt have a boyfriend

but his facebook status says otherwise

there are dedications to that special someone and the one he loves on his face book page\

and even practically mentions him by name. but ur not sure?

are we playing some kinda wierd game im not in on or are u really this naive?

me and marky have a saying

bros before hoes

me and mykey are bros

where do u think u would fit into that equation if u decide to get into te mix?

2:16pm

him:  but why would that even matter

2:16pm

me:  why would wat matter?

2:16pm

him:  if i was in a relationship with him you wouldnt be apart of it

and if it didnt work out watever

2:17pm

me:  are we having the same convo cause i feel like im missing all this subtext

LOL> a relationship.

2:17pm

him:  im not sure what you mean by bros before hoes

im done talking to you slutty

have a great day

(fyi, he wrote me about fifteen minutes later apologizing for getting angry)