Shook my ass so hard the other night at the club to this!

"Is it supposed to smell like shit in here?" - Slutty Iotis

Quote after curiously entering "The Hole" at a skanky bar the other night.

Paul McCartney Really Is Dead: The Last Testiment of George Harrison

My sister was telling me about this documentary she watched on NetFlix the other night. It's the "supposed" first person narration by George Harrison after being attacked by a crazed fan regarding Paul McCartney's death and cover up. Regardless if it's authentic or not it's an interesting theory with some compelling points.

Know your law people...

This man is my hero. Cops try picking up what looks like his ten year old child but get way more than they bargained for when they're met with an angry, and educated father. Wonder if they would have been so quick to pick up this little kid if he were a white kid.

American ad banned from major networks by Citizens Against Government Waste

This ad was deemed too "controversial" by most major American networks. Why are people so scared of the truth?

Unaired Wonder Woman Pilot

Haven't had a chance to sit down and watch this completely yet but wanted to post it up for others to "enjoy". I hope it's not as bad as everyone is telling me it is.

...and one for the road.

Guess the three times I've ejaculated already today, all by Trey's doing, must have not been enough to curb the urge to rub one out.

We're men, it's what we do.  Though I feel like I may be getting spoiled by the regular good morning/good afternoon/good night blow jobs.  I thought being kinda sore down there from over use may have deterred my desire to get off.  Guess not...

Lazy Sundays

Decided to have a one of my Day without Pants yesterday. Had a pretty busy day running around finding something decent to wear for my uncles 70-something birthday Taconazo (niza, some shit like that). Basically they hired a Mexican to man the grill and serve everyone tacos. Kinda like slavery. This after joining Trey for breakfast and the handicapped pride parade early in the morning. It's things like his going to the handicapped pride parade even though his job didn't mandate that have me so smitten. He wanted to support his clients and employees and friends. I found out he was at Slut Walk this year too. Joined my cousins for some shots, smoked with the douche-in-law, got back home to Trey waiting for me with a bag full of an assortment of candies and as movie. (Insidious. Ugh, what a let down of a potentially great movie.) It was a good night.

Trey and I taking the el in to the handicapped pride parade.

Been just laying about all afternoon after waking up late in the morning holding on to Trey tightly.  We spent the rest of the day in various states of undress, gorging on Sour Patch Kids, Lemon heads, and Star Bursts, and each other and polishing off whatever was leftover of the vodka infused chocolate whip cream from the other night, on each other. Later in the evening we had some greasy food delivered and watched Mommie Dearest and Once Bitten, two of my child hood favorites.  I remember loving movies like Mommie Dearest and Hairspray (the original, and only).  I was drawn to, even though I barely understood enough to know what was going on to Absolutely Fabulous.  How the hell did I not know I was gay till my early twenties?  I used to have the biggest hard on for Jim Carey in Once Bitten.Trey and I both agreed. Best. Danceoff. Ever.

The Walking Dead Season 2 Trailer!!!

The Walking Dead Issue 87

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse... hope there's some crack in heaven for you.

Such a shame. Such a talent gone to waste by addiction.

Next Unlockable MK Character: Freddy Krueger. Fuck. Yes.

I can't even try to tally up the hours I've racked up taking out my frustrations with DJ, Matt, Angelo and other buddies virtually beating one another to bloody pulps and ripping the spines out of one another.  That being said I have no qualms about my unusual obsession with horror movies.  Especially, crappy ones.  My favorite of all time?  A Nightmare On Elm Street, any of them.  Even the godawful Freddy's Dead.  My inner child playing the original Mortal Kombat game and addictively watching and rewatching the Nightmare on Elm Steet series practically experienced a nocturnal emission when I heard Freddy Krueger would be the next character you can download for the new Mortal Kombat game.

                               

Yeah... you wanna shut the fuck up?

Ok, I get it. I see how Matthew Rush is supposed to be all manly and tough but the grunting and "oh yeahs" during this scene are a bit... much. I actually had to mute it in order to finish. Maybe if he tried his regular voice instead of mimicking Macho Man Randy Savage. Either way, lower the volume and enjoy.


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WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!?!?

What. The FUCK.

After having a conversation earlier this week about Dante and I just being platonic and really enjoying my new found friendship with him I had to eat shit when I slept with him again last night/this morning.

DJ, Dante and I had dinner and drinks after watching the new Harry Potter movie (not a fan of the series but I actually enjoyed this one). Dante and I joked about coming full circle seeing as we met watching the last Harry Potter. After heading to Dante's to give him a chance to freshen up since he met us right after work and a couple pregame drinks, we headed out to a club about 45 minutes outside the city where a friend of DJ's was spinning. It was a great time. Of course DJ wasn't feeling the music, mostly because it wasn't his, and about an hour in he left. Good thing Dante and I know him enough to have thought ahead and took separate cars. Dante and I had a couple more drinks and danced. On the ride back I couldn't help but feel drawn to him. Our arms kinda folded into one another and it wasn't long after we went to bed once we got back to his apartment that we were all over one another.

"I want you."

That was all the encouragement Dante needed.  His head was hungrily in between my ass cheeks, getting me ready.   As soon as he entered me I was reminded of his new piercing.  After drunkenly deciding to myself it wasn't a big deal I gave it a try and quickly, and vocally, decided otherwise.  After Dante removed his piercing we continued but I must have sobered up somewhere during the do cause I remember thinking "What the hell am I doing?" and promptly put on the brakes.  Dante was more than understanding and we even spent most of today together.  We talked about it.  Reassured one another that it was simply an "old habits die hard" type thing and that no feelings are involved here.  We went out for some cheese and bacon for the Gouda mac-n-cheese and burgers he made us for lunch.  When we got off the elevator to the grocery store we heard a loud and echoing "ping".  "That wasn't?" I ask instantly knowing the answer.  I looked down and there was Dante's dick piercing on the floor in front of us.  When I asked him to take it off the night before he lost the ball that closes it and his dick hoop just drops out the bottom of his madras.  At the grocery store.  In front of everybody.

Thanks for the strep, BITCH!

"I'm not contagious anymore," he said.  I didn't think twice about sharing a Flavor Ice with DJ the other day.  I wake up this morning feeling shitty.  Trey feels bad he's not here to take care of me while he's off in Washington on business but he sent me a comic strip he made during a meeting he was supposed to be paying attention to.  It features Slutty, the Strong Lion and Trey the Hipster Dog.

This made my night. Too bad Matt and Alex, who I shared a bowl with and most likely inadvertently passed strep to probably wont feel any better with this. :)

Look but don't touch

Matt came over for some beer, smoke and a PS3 Mortal Kombat tournament. We caught up. I told him about Trey, he told me about his trip. Now, I know it to be habitual for him to show interest in me when I'm preoccupied with someone else (Dante, Ron) but I was a bit surprised by how blantant he was last night.

"I don't even remember what your hard on looks like. I just remember the foreskin is tight around your head."

Now this is on the couch playing video games, legs touching. After he's already taken every chance to show me his new L.A. tan lines. I had to admit. He looked good. Manlier. Newly 21. I got hard. I showed it to him. I didn't expect him to reach for it so quickly. So I put it away and excused myself to the bathroom. "If you don't let me suck your dick now, I'll never do it again," he called out behind me. "You do you," I responded. It's been my mantra lately. Truth is, I feel guilty about even showing Matt my dick. This thing with Trey and I is still so new but he has made it clear he has no interest in dating anyone else right now. Anyone except me. I hate to admit. I feel the same way. I have the butterflies in my stomach when I talk to him. I get that giddy anticipation when I think about him. I feel those sparks when we make the simplest physical contact. Just his elbow brushing up against me while we're on the el heading into downtown for a movie. Or his knee resting against the side of my leg while we're sitting in the sand watching the waves of Lake Michigan crashing in. Kissing him is the best. At first we didn't go all the way because of my lube deficiency, now it's cause we wanted to wait for it to be special. Not against the side of a bathroom stall, or on my couch while we "watched dvds". I really like Trey. He really likes me. I don't want to fuck it up already.

There should be a warning on Vodka Infused Chocolate Whip Cream cans. DO NOT mix with Gin.

Trey and I learned this the hard way.  These look like scat shots.

"You're earning my trust fast and your consistient. You hold me like you mean it. You want me. And you'll let me cry in front of you. You'lltell me things that hurt you and respect me when I say I dont want to do something." Trey

After hearing more and more of Trey's side of the story I'm realizing I'm digging him more and more, and disliking Jason more.  Seems the reason Trey has been estranged from his mother was due to what Jason told her after they broke up, and if it was as one sides and wrong as what he tried to tell me I'm surprised Trey isn't the one to want to inflict bodily harm on Jason.  

Movie recommendation: Twelve

"I feel my body is in focus as he touches me. And I should go but I can't overcome this chemistry." Britney

Here are a couple songs I'm currently obsessed with including a slowed down more romantic version of the hidden track off of Britney Spears Femme Fatale album, He About To Lose Me and mashups of "On the Floor" by Jennifer "JLO-ration" Lopez vs. "Stereo Love" which both sample the song that made public humping acceptable, the 80's Lambada sensation by Kaoma; and Britney's "Till the World Ends vs. Adele's Rolling in the Deep, which syncs up quite awesomely. En-yoy.

Second friend to "break up" with me in less than a month. I'm starting to get a complex here, guys.

I've been actively flirting with Trey for a couple of weeks now.  We hung out a couple times.  Watched some tv and ordered late night delivery.  It's early.  We're still in the getting to know one another stage but I'm seeing potential early on.  We've been meshing so well.  He's so chill, has a lot of the same interests as I do.  He's a case worker for a non for profit that works with people with special needs who may not be able to or have no one to help them go shopping and household chores.  Considering my past working at the high school with the specialized services department I was instantly smitten by that.  Adorable in a very non cocky way, though he admits he knows just how hot he really is.  He's manly, but not scared to express how he feels.  Something, I've been known to have issues with myself.  The emotional sharing.  It's just not me.  I'm not up for the big public displays of affection. But with Trey it's been different.  He handed me a cigarette while we waited for the light to change during a walk downtown.  But instead of taking it with my hand, I leaned over and took it with my mouth.  It felt natural and it wasn't until he lit it for me that I even thought to look to see if anyone was watching.  I also realized I didn't care if there was.

This being said.

Watching internet porn wit Jose

The human swing these guys perform at time stamp 8:07 is inspiring.  I especially like when they drop the guy on the bed as soon as there's no further need for him.  Good find Jose.


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WHAT?!?

It's a travesty this monster who so obviously was responsible for the death of her two year old child gets to go free. Something is obviously not 100% with the American judicial system. Let's help make a change. There's a petition to make it a crime to not report a missing child. Too bad this wasn't done sooner.

Sign the petition here.

Happy Fucking 4th of July

Saying it's been an interesting holiday weekend would be an understatement. Oh, the homosexual dramatics were running rampant. Where to begin? Jaime picking a fight with me about my annoyance with him over him lying about his interest in The Child. I repeatedly told him this wasn't the time nor place to discuss it but he continued to press until I had to push him away from me. Or the scene Jaime made at the bar the other night when he blew up at The Retard who decided to get under his skin after having to see his ex-boyfriend with his new man-child. Resulting in broken glasses, spilled pitchers and The Retard violently shoving China, who was trying to console him, and walking home crying. Fucking queers. Then there was the young gang banger I met at a holiday bon fire kegger who followed me up stairs. ;) Then there was China getting her/his second DUI. Fucking dumbass. Polish got chocked out by his straight twin brother and then broke up with The Other Pollack for not having his back. How gangsta. Here's the best one: SOMEONE cut Jaime's brake line while we were picking up his mother after their family's BBQ. Someone. I'm gonna kick that deaf-in-one ear mother fucker's ass when I get my hands on him.

Convenient timing or what?

So I hear from DJ the other day asking me if I would like to get together and talk.  He misses me and feels like he has worked his way past his feelings for Jose and my friendship with him.  I was wary at first, still kinda feeling the sting of betrayal over the whole experience but I decided to give it a try.  Today I get a message from DJ asking me for a favor.  His mother needs someone to pick her up after surgery and to sit with her till he gets out of work.  My first instinct: of course.  Despite our past differences, DJ's mother did a lot for me during the time I lived with them while I was still with DJ.  DJ has also always gone above and beyond for me.  But then I thought about it.  Is this the only reason he decided I was once again worthy of his friendship?  I already said I'd do it but as I'm waiting here for Jaime to pick me up to go out I'm kinda starting to think it wouldn't be too difficult to get out of doing.  Decisions, decisions.