Shook my ass so hard the other night at the club to this!

"Is it supposed to smell like shit in here?" - Slutty Iotis

Quote after curiously entering "The Hole" at a skanky bar the other night.

Paul McCartney Really Is Dead: The Last Testiment of George Harrison

My sister was telling me about this documentary she watched on NetFlix the other night. It's the "supposed" first person narration by George Harrison after being attacked by a crazed fan regarding Paul McCartney's death and cover up. Regardless if it's authentic or not it's an interesting theory with some compelling points.

Know your law people...

This man is my hero. Cops try picking up what looks like his ten year old child but get way more than they bargained for when they're met with an angry, and educated father. Wonder if they would have been so quick to pick up this little kid if he were a white kid.

American ad banned from major networks by Citizens Against Government Waste

This ad was deemed too "controversial" by most major American networks. Why are people so scared of the truth?

Unaired Wonder Woman Pilot

Haven't had a chance to sit down and watch this completely yet but wanted to post it up for others to "enjoy". I hope it's not as bad as everyone is telling me it is.

...and one for the road.

Guess the three times I've ejaculated already today, all by Trey's doing, must have not been enough to curb the urge to rub one out.

We're men, it's what we do.  Though I feel like I may be getting spoiled by the regular good morning/good afternoon/good night blow jobs.  I thought being kinda sore down there from over use may have deterred my desire to get off.  Guess not...

Lazy Sundays

Decided to have a one of my Day without Pants yesterday. Had a pretty busy day running around finding something decent to wear for my uncles 70-something birthday Taconazo (niza, some shit like that). Basically they hired a Mexican to man the grill and serve everyone tacos. Kinda like slavery. This after joining Trey for breakfast and the handicapped pride parade early in the morning. It's things like his going to the handicapped pride parade even though his job didn't mandate that have me so smitten. He wanted to support his clients and employees and friends. I found out he was at Slut Walk this year too. Joined my cousins for some shots, smoked with the douche-in-law, got back home to Trey waiting for me with a bag full of an assortment of candies and as movie. (Insidious. Ugh, what a let down of a potentially great movie.) It was a good night.

Trey and I taking the el in to the handicapped pride parade.

Been just laying about all afternoon after waking up late in the morning holding on to Trey tightly.  We spent the rest of the day in various states of undress, gorging on Sour Patch Kids, Lemon heads, and Star Bursts, and each other and polishing off whatever was leftover of the vodka infused chocolate whip cream from the other night, on each other. Later in the evening we had some greasy food delivered and watched Mommie Dearest and Once Bitten, two of my child hood favorites.  I remember loving movies like Mommie Dearest and Hairspray (the original, and only).  I was drawn to, even though I barely understood enough to know what was going on to Absolutely Fabulous.  How the hell did I not know I was gay till my early twenties?  I used to have the biggest hard on for Jim Carey in Once Bitten.Trey and I both agreed. Best. Danceoff. Ever.

The Walking Dead Season 2 Trailer!!!

The Walking Dead Issue 87

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse... hope there's some crack in heaven for you.

Such a shame. Such a talent gone to waste by addiction.

Next Unlockable MK Character: Freddy Krueger. Fuck. Yes.

I can't even try to tally up the hours I've racked up taking out my frustrations with DJ, Matt, Angelo and other buddies virtually beating one another to bloody pulps and ripping the spines out of one another.  That being said I have no qualms about my unusual obsession with horror movies.  Especially, crappy ones.  My favorite of all time?  A Nightmare On Elm Street, any of them.  Even the godawful Freddy's Dead.  My inner child playing the original Mortal Kombat game and addictively watching and rewatching the Nightmare on Elm Steet series practically experienced a nocturnal emission when I heard Freddy Krueger would be the next character you can download for the new Mortal Kombat game.

                               

Yeah... you wanna shut the fuck up?

Ok, I get it. I see how Matthew Rush is supposed to be all manly and tough but the grunting and "oh yeahs" during this scene are a bit... much. I actually had to mute it in order to finish. Maybe if he tried his regular voice instead of mimicking Macho Man Randy Savage. Either way, lower the volume and enjoy.


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WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!?!?

What. The FUCK.

After having a conversation earlier this week about Dante and I just being platonic and really enjoying my new found friendship with him I had to eat shit when I slept with him again last night/this morning.

DJ, Dante and I had dinner and drinks after watching the new Harry Potter movie (not a fan of the series but I actually enjoyed this one). Dante and I joked about coming full circle seeing as we met watching the last Harry Potter. After heading to Dante's to give him a chance to freshen up since he met us right after work and a couple pregame drinks, we headed out to a club about 45 minutes outside the city where a friend of DJ's was spinning. It was a great time. Of course DJ wasn't feeling the music, mostly because it wasn't his, and about an hour in he left. Good thing Dante and I know him enough to have thought ahead and took separate cars. Dante and I had a couple more drinks and danced. On the ride back I couldn't help but feel drawn to him. Our arms kinda folded into one another and it wasn't long after we went to bed once we got back to his apartment that we were all over one another.

"I want you."

That was all the encouragement Dante needed.  His head was hungrily in between my ass cheeks, getting me ready.   As soon as he entered me I was reminded of his new piercing.  After drunkenly deciding to myself it wasn't a big deal I gave it a try and quickly, and vocally, decided otherwise.  After Dante removed his piercing we continued but I must have sobered up somewhere during the do cause I remember thinking "What the hell am I doing?" and promptly put on the brakes.  Dante was more than understanding and we even spent most of today together.  We talked about it.  Reassured one another that it was simply an "old habits die hard" type thing and that no feelings are involved here.  We went out for some cheese and bacon for the Gouda mac-n-cheese and burgers he made us for lunch.  When we got off the elevator to the grocery store we heard a loud and echoing "ping".  "That wasn't?" I ask instantly knowing the answer.  I looked down and there was Dante's dick piercing on the floor in front of us.  When I asked him to take it off the night before he lost the ball that closes it and his dick hoop just drops out the bottom of his madras.  At the grocery store.  In front of everybody.