....where are all the zombies?

bitchy arabian bears aren't the best morning people

Let me start off by saying I love Jason.  I think he has a good heart and I'm so thankful to be given the opportunity to see the country, and meet cool and interesting people.

I'm a pretty laid back, chill guy.  When things bother me I can usually just let it roll off my back.  I internalize and move on.  Usually.  There are certain personality traits and characteristics I just can't deal with.

I can't help taking notice of particular behavioral patterns my road trip partner displays at times.

faggot, faggot, faggot

Mindless Self Indulgence - Pussy All Night (live) by Deathpleasure2

Moving on. It's a two way street.

I've noticed Jason's been dropping an excessive amount of hints to try and lure me into a conversation about Dante.  I've ignored it on the most part.  I just have no interest in a third party opinion on my failed relationship.  But when I went out for a cigarette after Wii and wine with Jason's new room mate last night, I couldn't help over hearing a conversation between Jason and Dante.  Couldn't help mostly because Jason felt the need to put the conversation on speaker phone when he noticed me.

A drive through Washington, DC

Useless stoner fact: The Simple Life Edition

Did yDid you know that eggs you buy in the grocery store are at least 30 days old.  ...I don't like the way that rooster looks at me whenever I go into the hen house to get the eggs.

HAPPY SMOTHERS DAY!!!!

Real Life Mario Bros.

quickie...Ugly Babies | Life | Sabotage Times

Ugly Babies | Life | Sabotage Times

Video Animation of Bin Laden's final moments.

MMM, Jason Bateman's taint

Check out Bateman's freckly taint in the trailer for The Change Up, a gross out man's version of Freaky Friday.

...another AI related post? Fuck you, I still aint watching. Have some Forbidden Dance with your cock shots

Check out former American Idol contestant Jordin Spark's boyfriend's dick.  Good going, big girl.  It's your world.  Too bad these pics came from some tramp claiming to have recently tasted the goods herself.  *whore cough.

I am SO wet

American Idol can suck my dick but I came across these sexts of current season contestant Jovany Barreto so I googled him.  His performance of Jon Secada's "Angel" gave me chills and brought tears to my eyes.  But then, everything has been lately.  I'm such a pussy.