Watching internet porn wit Jose

The human swing these guys perform at time stamp 8:07 is inspiring.  I especially like when they drop the guy on the bed as soon as there's no further need for him.  Good find Jose.


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WHAT?!?

It's a travesty this monster who so obviously was responsible for the death of her two year old child gets to go free. Something is obviously not 100% with the American judicial system. Let's help make a change. There's a petition to make it a crime to not report a missing child. Too bad this wasn't done sooner.

Sign the petition here.

Happy Fucking 4th of July

Saying it's been an interesting holiday weekend would be an understatement. Oh, the homosexual dramatics were running rampant. Where to begin? Jaime picking a fight with me about my annoyance with him over him lying about his interest in The Child. I repeatedly told him this wasn't the time nor place to discuss it but he continued to press until I had to push him away from me. Or the scene Jaime made at the bar the other night when he blew up at The Retard who decided to get under his skin after having to see his ex-boyfriend with his new man-child. Resulting in broken glasses, spilled pitchers and The Retard violently shoving China, who was trying to console him, and walking home crying. Fucking queers. Then there was the young gang banger I met at a holiday bon fire kegger who followed me up stairs. ;) Then there was China getting her/his second DUI. Fucking dumbass. Polish got chocked out by his straight twin brother and then broke up with The Other Pollack for not having his back. How gangsta. Here's the best one: SOMEONE cut Jaime's brake line while we were picking up his mother after their family's BBQ. Someone. I'm gonna kick that deaf-in-one ear mother fucker's ass when I get my hands on him.

Convenient timing or what?

So I hear from DJ the other day asking me if I would like to get together and talk.  He misses me and feels like he has worked his way past his feelings for Jose and my friendship with him.  I was wary at first, still kinda feeling the sting of betrayal over the whole experience but I decided to give it a try.  Today I get a message from DJ asking me for a favor.  His mother needs someone to pick her up after surgery and to sit with her till he gets out of work.  My first instinct: of course.  Despite our past differences, DJ's mother did a lot for me during the time I lived with them while I was still with DJ.  DJ has also always gone above and beyond for me.  But then I thought about it.  Is this the only reason he decided I was once again worthy of his friendship?  I already said I'd do it but as I'm waiting here for Jaime to pick me up to go out I'm kinda starting to think it wouldn't be too difficult to get out of doing.  Decisions, decisions.

Insomnia's a cunt

Guess I got some shit weighing on my mind.  Can't go to sleep.  I've beaten myself off raw, I've tried watching Inception, which usually has me knocked out fifteen minutes in.  I saw that dude Trey online so I chatted him up for a bit.  We ended up talking till about 3 am but he had to go to bed cause he had to be at work early.  Seems like a cool guy.  I'm interested in getting to know more.  Flirted online with two other guys for a bit but neither really caught my attention.  A blow job at the most.  Talked to Jaime for a bit.  As usual we just ignore our last disagreement and pretend everything is ok till it just is.  Really getting tired of that dance.  Sometimes I think I've outgrown Jaime.  Like fucking and fighting and being friends for the past ten years may have been enough for me.  Maybe I learned the lessons he was brought into my life to teach me already and it's time to move on.  A season.  Not a lifetime.  My mind is too groggy to think this deeply about things.  I'm gonna try beating off one more time then I'm dosing myself with Nyquil.

"I'm gonna celebrate pride by sucking all the dicks I can today." Slutty Iotis

Bought to head out for the Gay Pride Parade.  I was thinking of skipping it this year cause I had no interest in joining Jaime and the Glitterati for any drama that would no doubtly ensue.  It always does with them.  Fuck it, waiting for some buddies to pick up, gonna get scummy at the parade, then head to the beach and theres a party in a condo overlooking the parade I may check out.  Good times.  Go homos!

Proof of how sneaky cats really are.

Getting ready for a "working interveiw"

I found myself frantically reaching to switch the radio or Pandora station whenever they decided to play Adele's Rolling in the Deep, which became quite frequent during my spirit journey.  But it's good to see an artist getting attention for her actual talent and not for showing off her tits and ass.

"You ruined your beautiful penis!!!" - Slutty Iotis

I met up with Dante for dinner and ice cream yesterday. Afterwards we played on the playground near his apartment and caught up with one another. It was nice. I almost forgot about how much I once cared about him. The conversation flowed just as easily as it did when we first started dating. He kept trying to bust me out how boring I found listening to him go on and on about working at his new campus. I told him he couldn't be more wrong. Dante still manages to fascinate me. There's just something about him. We went back to his place where I tried my best to make interaction with The Leprechaun, Jason's ex and Dante's room mate, as awkwardless as possible. Watched Way of the Gun on Netflix and downed the leftover Hooter's hot wings from earlier. Way of the Gun. Best opening scene of all-time. Sarah Silverman as the hot cunt.

Green Lantern over Homosexual drama

I've been wondering for some time lately whether being Jaime's friend is worth some of the unnecessary drama he brings into my life.  It feels like anytime we're doing something out of the usual sitting in the man cave getting high, playing video games, and drinking there's some kind of bullshit involved.

Like yesterday.  From the moment I saw him he was being a pissy douche bag cause he had a bad day at work.  Then when we went to pregame it at China's before watching the Green Lantern movie he copped an attitude because I had the audacity to run off ahead of him cause I had to take a leak.  What's worse, when China walked away to open the door to let the 19 year old child Jaime's been seeing since before I left on my spirit journey, Jaime decides to catch me up on his desire to just be friend's with the guy.  Quickly adding he wishes he would have come to that conclusion before sleeping with him.  Whatever.  I'm not bothered either way.  Jaime and I are just friends now.  We can see who we want to.  But be fucking honest at least.  The child didn't seem to get the memo on just being friends with Jaime cause he was all over him, pretty desperately.  Jaime didn't do anything to discourage him either.  My thing is, why fucking go to the trouble of telling me something that isn't true.  The whole thing rang way to familiar considering our past with The Retard.  I feel like maybe it's time to cut my loses.  We had fun while it lasted but being friends for ten years isn't necessarily a good enough reason to remain friends.

Happy father's day,Buelo

It's too late to tell my grandfather what he meant to me.  My family lost him earlier this year.  I'll never get the chance to tell him how he along with my godfather and uncle were the father's I needed growing up when my own fell short.  Which was pretty often.  I love you, Buelo.  Give my Buela a kiss for me.

It's like Sex and the City. Only blacker.

Jaime and my sister Santana were over last night hanging out.  We watched a couple of movies, had some pizza.  Jaime and I smoked, downed a cheap 30 pack and played vintage arcade games on his lap top using a new emulator he downloaded recently.  Santana took advantage of our bro-time and my on demand and caught up with her vagina-tv.

After a couple hours of tuning out shit like Basketball Wives and Oprah: Behind the Music, the comedic overacting of Stacy Dash and the rest of the extremely good looking cast of VH1's new show, Single Ladies.

Here's the premise.  Clueless'es Dionne and Cher (now on her third recast) sell Brittany "Tai" Murphy  some bad shit at a Cougar Convention and she ends up dead.  They go on the run, change their names and move to Hotlanta where they befriend stripper turned video hoe thief Diamond from the Players Club.  She's on the run herself for stealing Ice Cube's street cred.  Best part?  They're slutty as shit!

Single Ladies - Christina Carter - Keisha Greene - Valerie Stokes

Did he REALLY just "break up" with me?

Had an interesting conversation with DeeJay earlier. It seems due to my "blossoming friendship" with his ex-Jose, I've somehow become a reminder of his heart ache and needs to "take a break" from us. 

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What. THE FUCK?!?