Monday, June 13, 2011
Straight College Boys. Making me cum since I was twelve.
Men from 'Straight College Men' in gay-for-pay scenes. brought to you by PornHub
The young man in timestamp 10:44 is incorporating a move I like to call "The Multi-Tasker". Good show.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Mutant and Proud!
Please allow me to geek the fuck out for a moment. X-Men: First Class WAS THE SHIT! I'm gonna try my best to hold off on the spoilers but I'm not making any promises so don't read any further if you don't want to hold off knowing key plot points till you actually watch the movie.
Everything was great about this movie. Even the cheesy little moments; "Mutant and proud!" worked. Cameos by Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Rebecca Romaine (was she still Stamos'ed at the time? Original Mystique) were nice touches. I also liked how they incorporated random comic characters into the movie mythology. I really liked Angel, who came to life during Grant Morrison's run on X-Men. I liked this former stripper turned traitor incarnation. One thing that bothered me, Darwin? Really? He was so obscure I had to google him to find out if the character was created solely for the film. He wasn't.
Even the glaring changes that inevitably happen when comics aked this former stripper turned traitor incarnation. One thing that bothered me, Darwin? Really? He was so obscure I had to google him to find out if the character was created solely for the film. He wasn't.
Even the glaring changes that inevitably happen when comics are transferred to film, the thing that usually bothers me the most, I liked in this movie. The WTF!?! early connection between Mystique and Xavier. Havok being the older summer's brother. A gunfight between Moira and Magneto being the reason for Xavier's paralysis. Mystique's blood being the cause of Beast's transformation! No spoilers my ass! :)
This was a great follow up to the third movie and we can only hope we get more like this.
Everything was great about this movie. Even the cheesy little moments; "Mutant and proud!" worked. Cameos by Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Rebecca Romaine (was she still Stamos'ed at the time? Original Mystique) were nice touches. I also liked how they incorporated random comic characters into the movie mythology. I really liked Angel, who came to life during Grant Morrison's run on X-Men. I liked this former stripper turned traitor incarnation. One thing that bothered me, Darwin? Really? He was so obscure I had to google him to find out if the character was created solely for the film. He wasn't.
Even the glaring changes that inevitably happen when comics aked this former stripper turned traitor incarnation. One thing that bothered me, Darwin? Really? He was so obscure I had to google him to find out if the character was created solely for the film. He wasn't.
Even the glaring changes that inevitably happen when comics are transferred to film, the thing that usually bothers me the most, I liked in this movie. The WTF!?! early connection between Mystique and Xavier. Havok being the older summer's brother. A gunfight between Moira and Magneto being the reason for Xavier's paralysis. Mystique's blood being the cause of Beast's transformation! No spoilers my ass! :)
This was a great follow up to the third movie and we can only hope we get more like this.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
DeeJay: I have these new power bars. Lots of protein. Slutty: I take a mouthful of jizz at least once a week. My protein intake is fine.
I've made it a point to reconnect with good friends as much as possible since my return to Chicago. Spent the evening with my good buddy DeeJay. We played video games, watched movies, caught up on some shows I missed while I was on the road and caught up with one another over pizza and "potpourri".
The last time I spoke to DeeJay it didn't go so smoothly. I was on the farm in Virginia on my spirit journey.and I had just come back from smoking some loud on a mountain in Maryland after hiking up it for over two hours to see a breathtakingly serene waterfall. I was zen. Minimal distraction. I hadn't blogged in weeks, I barely spoke to anyone back home. It was just me and my thoughts. No outside influence. So when I talked to DeeJay and he was just going on and on and on about what an asshole Jose was for doing what it was he did to him and how he hates him for it, I tried steering the conversation to a more positive light. I took a more "I Will Survive" approach when all he wanted to do was vent. I just wasn't the right person to vent to at the moment. He got annoyed, and whined I wasn't the right person to talk to about this. I agreed and sincerely wished him luck in finding that person and didn't think about it again until today. I think he took the tiniest bit of joy in telling me he called Dante afterwards and vented successfully to him.
The last time I spoke to DeeJay it didn't go so smoothly. I was on the farm in Virginia on my spirit journey.and I had just come back from smoking some loud on a mountain in Maryland after hiking up it for over two hours to see a breathtakingly serene waterfall. I was zen. Minimal distraction. I hadn't blogged in weeks, I barely spoke to anyone back home. It was just me and my thoughts. No outside influence. So when I talked to DeeJay and he was just going on and on and on about what an asshole Jose was for doing what it was he did to him and how he hates him for it, I tried steering the conversation to a more positive light. I took a more "I Will Survive" approach when all he wanted to do was vent. I just wasn't the right person to vent to at the moment. He got annoyed, and whined I wasn't the right person to talk to about this. I agreed and sincerely wished him luck in finding that person and didn't think about it again until today. I think he took the tiniest bit of joy in telling me he called Dante afterwards and vented successfully to him.
DC may have just redeemed itself after the travesty that was All-Star Superman
Fuckin Poozers!!!! After the abortion on film that was All Star Superman, I was a little wary of the newest installment in the DC animation series: Green Lantern: Emerald Knights. Glad to say this is one of the best in the entire collection. In my opinion it's the anthology of various stories interwoven I wish Batman: Gotham Knights should have been. Nathan Fillion (Wonder Woman Animated Movie, Desperate Housewives, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) returns to voice another DC character, this time Green Lantern Hal Jordan. Former wrestler Roddy Piper joins Kelly Hu (X-men) Elizabeth Moss (Madman) and Henry Rollins as Kilawog (wog, wog). This is a definite buyer and a keeper.
*scratching head* is this a step forward or backwards for gay rights?
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Speaking of gay, rugby bukkake...
Rugby Gay Bukkake? Sounds like a category I've searched for on xtube. It's also a "video game" along the lines of Dance Dance Revolution where instead of matching up button hits to the beat of a song, your matching them to the beat your jerking off your virtual gentleman caller. And what's the, ahem, payoff (ha!) you ask? You get to bust your virtual load all over pervy cartoons.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Coke heads, coke heads, roly poly coke heads...
I had a talk with Markie today. I asked him if he wanted to come over to my place and party in the future to not bring Abe over anymore. I just can't take what a hype he's turned into and how he always manages to argue with Markie over who's turn it is to bust out a few lines for everyone or when he feels Markie isn't dishing out the coke quick enough for him. The last straw was the other day when Markie and Abe came over to share some bumps and beers. My buddy Byron and his fiance happened to stop by as well and I could tell how annoyed Abe was at having to wait for his next line the whole time they were there. When I returned after excusing myself for the bathroom Markie and Abe were gone. No goodbye. No explanation, though I knew exactly why they left.
Next time I brought it up to Markie after giving him the cold shoulder for a couple days he told me ABe started pressing him to leave as soon as I walked out the room. Fucking crack head. I told Markie I don't need or want people like that in my life.
Next time I brought it up to Markie after giving him the cold shoulder for a couple days he told me ABe started pressing him to leave as soon as I walked out the room. Fucking crack head. I told Markie I don't need or want people like that in my life.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Is it just me?
I find myself discreetly bringing the fingers I used on him the night before to my face numerous times throughout the day so I can smell him again. I've been hard most of the day remembering what it was like to be inside him. I'm getting aroused all over again as we speak.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
KER-SMASH!
not that I hate Conan O'Brien for being a soulless ginger, but I still couldn't care less about that whole Team CoCo thing. My good friend, Kitty played these parodies of the movie Thor where he questions if the casting for title role was correct, during our impromptu bitchfest today. HIGHlarious.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Iiiiiii'm baaaaaack!
Landed in Chicago this morning and was met with almost 100 degrees weather. Had to take off the hoodie I put on to counteract the low 60's on the drive to Regan Airport in Washington DC. By late afternoon we had a torrential downpour along with heavy thunder and lighting which gave way to low-70's. Yeah. I'm home.
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