....where are all the zombies?

bitchy arabian bears aren't the best morning people

Let me start off by saying I love Jason.  I think he has a good heart and I'm so thankful to be given the opportunity to see the country, and meet cool and interesting people.

I'm a pretty laid back, chill guy.  When things bother me I can usually just let it roll off my back.  I internalize and move on.  Usually.  There are certain personality traits and characteristics I just can't deal with.

I can't help taking notice of particular behavioral patterns my road trip partner displays at times.

faggot, faggot, faggot

Mindless Self Indulgence - Pussy All Night (live) by Deathpleasure2

Moving on. It's a two way street.

I've noticed Jason's been dropping an excessive amount of hints to try and lure me into a conversation about Dante.  I've ignored it on the most part.  I just have no interest in a third party opinion on my failed relationship.  But when I went out for a cigarette after Wii and wine with Jason's new room mate last night, I couldn't help over hearing a conversation between Jason and Dante.  Couldn't help mostly because Jason felt the need to put the conversation on speaker phone when he noticed me.

A drive through Washington, DC

Useless stoner fact: The Simple Life Edition

Did yDid you know that eggs you buy in the grocery store are at least 30 days old.  ...I don't like the way that rooster looks at me whenever I go into the hen house to get the eggs.

HAPPY SMOTHERS DAY!!!!

Real Life Mario Bros.

quickie...Ugly Babies | Life | Sabotage Times

Ugly Babies | Life | Sabotage Times

Video Animation of Bin Laden's final moments.

MMM, Jason Bateman's taint

Check out Bateman's freckly taint in the trailer for The Change Up, a gross out man's version of Freaky Friday.

...another AI related post? Fuck you, I still aint watching. Have some Forbidden Dance with your cock shots

Check out former American Idol contestant Jordin Spark's boyfriend's dick.  Good going, big girl.  It's your world.  Too bad these pics came from some tramp claiming to have recently tasted the goods herself.  *whore cough.

I am SO wet

American Idol can suck my dick but I came across these sexts of current season contestant Jovany Barreto so I googled him.  His performance of Jon Secada's "Angel" gave me chills and brought tears to my eyes.  But then, everything has been lately.  I'm such a pussy.

...Can I breathe yet?

Spent most of the morning laying about, four to China's cramped, twin sized bed.  Polish at the head to my foot of the bed, Jaime besides me.  Nursing various stages of hang overs with Red bulls, cigarettes and bacon sandwiches we watched black women empowerment films on cable. 

inappropriate thoughts...

Sometimes when I'm taking care of a morning rager my mind begins to wander.  I find myself thinking about a certain guy I have no business saving to the spank bank.  Though he is younger it's not so much the age difference that bothers me but the inappropriateness of who he is.  But one can't help the fantasies I guess.  I keep thinking about his long, fat cock swinging behind loose basketball shorts, the outline clearly visible.  His long, hairy legs hairy, slender yet strong poking out.  I imagine those legs wrapped around my head as I service him.  That flat, stomach with the thin patch of dark course hair starting at the bottom of his navel and hiding underneath the elastic waistband of those boxer briefs he loves prancing around in.  Almost like he knows what he's doing.  That tight little ass I would have him begging me to fuck once I eat it till he can't take it anymore.  Pressing his huge feet against my chest as I plow into him.  ....you'll have to excuse me for a moment.